GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And